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sendingAuthorCindy Lawson 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)
Thanks GDiBiase, delighted this gave you a snicker 🙂
GDiBiase 5 years ago from Portland, ME
so humorous, thanks for making me giggle!
AuthorCindy Lawson 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)
Fascinating thought wandererh, that could effectively be the case. 😉
David Lim 5 years in the past from Singapore
I solely obtained 1 out of 25. Does that imply that I am only 1/25 of the way in which there? 🙂
LOL, only the not desirous to wear excessive heels and the loving Coronation Avenue (not less than up to now). A very good few of those traits I see in my Mum and Step Dad though.
Do any of these relate to you personally?
Thanks Rutley, glad you enjoyed these 🙂
rutley 6 years ago from South Jersey
Thanks LeslieAdrienne, so pleased you loved these and that i hope the extra ‘racy’ stuff didn’t shock you an excessive amount of 😉
Leslie A. Shields 6 years ago from Georgia
This is completely crazy… some is a little racy for my quaint ways, but it is funny none the less…. I’m truly telling a few of those jokes…. Thanks for sharing, it made me chortle out loud for a very long time.
AuthorCindy Lawson 6 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)
Oh I’ve done that loads of occasions Empresslmani, very annoying if you get all the way in which again downstairs and then remember what it was you went up for in the first place LOL Thanks for commenting, I am happy this made you giggle 🙂
EmpressImani 6 years in the past from SE London, England
So humorous, I actually laughed out loud! Have you ever skilled going to a different room or upstairs and as soon as you’ve got obtained there, you cannot remember what it was you needed or do?Thanks for making me laugh so early in the day!
Hello Jasmine, ‘hell, you actually ought to strive watching Coronation Road! It’s nice if you get to our age’ 🙂
Jasmine JellyBaby 7 years in the past
Shit am already experiencing all these indicators already and am only 30!!! however hell no I do not watch coronation avenue!!
Very funny hun. Good hub
Thanks lambservant, glad these made you snigger too 🙂
Lori Colbo 7 years def leppard shirts for sale ago from Pacific Northwest
Pretty doggone funny. I like the little captioned cartoons and images especially. Very funny.
LOL, CRS, I must remember this time period tlpoague, I believe I have this too, must come from being over forty now.
Tammy 7 years ago from USA
Oh my…I had flashbacks of my nice grandmother. My mother-in-regulation loved to inform individuals she had CRS (can’t remember stuff) which I’ve discovered is extremely contagious. Funny hub!
Thanks jayb23, so happy you enjoyed this, and thanks for the suggestions 🙂
jayb23 7 years ago from India
Beloved it misty…simply beloved it. I’m sharing it with my different friends. Sustain da good work!!!
Thanks Lilly 🙂
lilly_dens 7 years in the past
I had a superb giggle 🙂 I loved it
AuthorCindy Lawson 7 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)
Hey what a terrific thought for a T.Shirt Nell, I’d get one too 🙂 Thanks for the feedback. Glad you loved the hub.
Nell Rose 7 years ago from England
Ha ha sensible! My favourite saying is I’m old enough to know better, however younger sufficient not to offer a toss! gonna get a t shirt with it on! cheers nell
Cheers Diogenes, are you saying I am proper then??? (smiles innocently)
diogenes 8 years ago
Nicely, you sure know the place to kick a man!
Thanks Trish, actually happy these gave you a great giggle too 🙂
trish1048 eight years in the past
LMAOOOOOOO, loved this, particularly the rooster, and the old guy who mentioned he wasn’t completed doing nothing. I’ll must do not forget that one! 🙂
Whoops, sorry about that, however do not leave us just but please 🙂
Rebecca Graf 8 years ago from Wisconsin
I used to be ok until #15. Life’s over!!!!
Disgrace you had to part with the males although. I have two males and one feminine, however no issues in any respect with them ever spraying anyplace, however they were both castrated at 6 months previous, which stops spraying in virtually all circumstances. Were your males castrated??
I determined to keep only the female cats because the male cats def leppard shirts for sale keep spraying in every single place. -_- So I only acquired 2 now.
Hey thanks Mayhmong, what a terrific comment, and much appreciated. So delighted I keep you laughing, (I reckon I too could end up being the outdated lady with the cats. I’m up to three already, and that just about crept as much as 5 final week!!).
mayhmong eight years in the past from North Carolina
I am going to be the old lady with 100 cats sometime. I really like the inside joke of the grandma not having breast milk and the last one had me cracking up! You at all times make me snigger. Can’t wait to retire.
Sorry CC, however by no means thoughts, you will have forgotten you ever read this by tomorrow 😉
ralwus 8 years ago
Dam you anyway MH for reminding me how oldt I am. the toenail factor and i do call my Dr.’s by their first name too as some are youthful than I. funny stuff 😀
Hello Triplet Mom, aww, I do not reckon you are old in any respect, and wager your children might be the first to let you know when you begin displaying these “signs”.
Hmmmmm Feline, Simply cannot imagine your avatar with a “Blue Rinse”. 🙂
hello Cris A, Thanks a lot for the lovely remark. Delighted you loved this hub, (I too want the fountain of youth, and did you ever see the movie “She”, the place strolling by the hearth gave an individual eternal youth? Nice film in the event you ever get the chance to see it).
Hi Diana, very true, we’re all getting there, however damn it, I can never think about having fun with enjoying Bingo or Crown Green Bowls, regardless of how old I get 🙂
Hey Aya, trying on the vibrant facet, you will no doubt be behaving like an adolescent teenager having enjoyable along with your mates, (even in case you are seventy five by then) 🙂
Cris A eight years in the past from Manila, Philippines
I want they’d hurry with the fountain of youth – before I even get there! Great enjoyable this hub! Thanks for sharing Cindy 😀
Feline Prophet 8 years ago
Hmmm…got a while to go but I believe, however that blue rinse seems to be actual fascinating! 😛
Triplet Mom eight years in the past from West Coast
LMAO guess I’m old. 🙁
Aya Katz 8 years ago from The Ozarks
Misty, funny hub! Although I really feel compelled to level out that I have All the time worn comfy footwear, no matter my age. Actually when I used to be in drivers’ ed, my instructor stated I drove like an elderly particular person. I have since loosened up just a little and drive much less cautiously. Possibly sometime I am going to attempt high heels. It appears a few of us age backwards!
dianacharles eight years ago from India
hahahaha and the sad half is that we’re all getting there………one day or the other.
Hello Tatjana, thanks so much in your positive remark. I’m really glad this stored you laughing all the best way via reading it.
Hello Logic, at all times nice to get a constructive comment from you and I am flattered you look ahead to my humorous hubs to return out. Thanks 😀
Wanderlust, LOL, it should be nice to be able to joke about it I agree. Even my Mum and Step Dad chuckle about their own struggles with such modern wonders as cellphones, Television distant controls and computer systems 🙂
Thanks eovery, hope to see you back right here soon for more giggles.
Oh Tony, not long for you now. Before you understand it you’ll have a number of pairs of glasses for all different uses, plus spares for whenever you neglect the place you have left your important pairs 🙂
Tamcor, thanks for the fab comment. I love outdated of us too, but needless to say they do have some amusing habits that many people will also eventually develop as we too grow older.
Thanks Alex, sure that is true, I forgot concerning the Policeman looking younger.
Hello Hawkesdream, thanks for the great remark. I’m really happy you loved this hub 🙂
Hi GT, lovely to see you here and thanks for commenting. I too have a technique to go earlier than I attain these phases, however my Mother in some ways shows loads of the “signs”.
logic,commonsense 8 years ago
I was waiting for you next humorous hub. This is very very good! Thanks for the laughs!
Tatjana-Mihaela 8 years in the past from Zadar, CROATIA
This was hillarious, I couldn’t stop laughing from the start to the top.
Thanks a lot!
Tammy Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio
This was nice–I really like old folks…simply am not ready to be one of them but, lol…
Good job–thanks so much for the laughs!
tony0724 eight years in the past from san diego calif
Misty I will likely be forty nine subsequent month I’m SCARED NOW ! I wouldn’t have these qualifications yet , nevertheless I do require studying glasses now !
eovery eight years in the past from Middle of the Boondocks of Iowa
Humorous Stuff, I’m going to have to book mark this one.
Keep on ubbing
Wanderlust 8 years ago from New York City
Very humorous 🙂 My mom jokes so much about her age and I feel that’s great – to be sane enough to understand that you’re old! 🙂
goldentoad eight years in the past from Free and running….
good laughs. I do know I am a ways from all this however good to know what I can look ahead to.
Hawkesdream 8 years in the past from Cornwall
Alex, I used to be gonna say that, rattling. Misty, I believed this was very funny, laughed throughout lol
AlexK2009 eight years in the past from Edinburgh, Scotland
Nice laughs. One other sign of age is when the policemen look young.
Thanks Gypsy Willow, it is at all times good to listen to that a hub I have written has made individuals snicker 🙂
Gypsy Willow 8 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand
Laughing my socks off. Many a real phrase spoken in Jest! Thanks for the giggle.
Thanks Sue, Delighted you preferred it. I was slightly nervous about it’s content material offending some individuals with elderly relatives etc, however hoped that the majority would see the humorous facet, (together with the elderly themselves).
Susan Bailey eight years in the past from South Yorkshire, UK
That is so humorous – But TRUE!!! Well executed, more of this please. :-)))
AuthorCindy Lawson eight years in the past from Guernsey (Channel Islands)
Thanks msorensson, glad you beloved it and i respect receiving such a quick response after publishing a brand new hub 🙂
msorensson eight years in the past
I find it irresistible. Thank you 😀